Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

The Sharks upon seeing 10,000 platforms protecting the MWJ

" Ah! ... Chicken of the Sea! "


Tuna ... ... Tuna ...

Detweiler 1: They are zig-zagging outside the hyper limit.

Detweiler 2: They learned something last time.

Detweiler 3: They learned that in this system we serve Oysters on the whole shell. No 50% off.



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You know what they say about Detweilers?

You seen 1.
You seen 2.

What about 3?

3 is a crowd. He does not count after 2.
4 is for the redundant of the three.
5 is for 4 for 4 is before 5
6 the rubber broke. That’s what we tell him.


Known Members
• Albrecht — Head of the Mesan Alignment till 1922 PD
• Benjamin — Albrecht Detweiler's first "son"
• Collin — Albrecht Detweiler's second "son"
• Daniel — Albrecht Detweiler's third "son"
• Evelina — Albrecht Detweiler's wife, a senior genetic researcher
• Everett — Albrecht Detweiler's fourth "son"
• Franklin — Albrecht Detweiler's fifth "son"
• Gervais — Albrecht Detweiler's sixth"son"
• Leonard — Founder and direct genetic ancestor of the family



Honorable Mention:

Albrecht — Head of Household
Evelina — Household of Head

Take the mother of all loose warheads...
and give her a ship called Fearless.

The fruit of Simões' loins
Apparently the GA can't stomach fruit



"What the hell!? They stole our streak drive!"

"Are they leaking atmosphere?"

...

"No captain! The ship is leaking vomit! They can't handle crashing from the kappa band! The pussies!"