One of these devices could help rescind the certainty of the old adage of "He who represents himself has a fool for a lawyer" — maybe not so much anymore, if he has a tool for a lawyer.It would be to your advantage to own one. It would be stupid not to if you could afford one. It would be kind of stupid not to own one even if you couldn't afford one. Because you might can't afford not to have one.
Think about it. If you are ever accused of murder and you have one of these devices you may be able to fire your lawyer, or at least better make the call whether or not to keep him. With one of these devices, you could solve your own case if you're innocent. Who else would be willing to faithfully put in the same amount of time like the certain someone about to lose their head—for sake of trying to save their ass. Especially if you were framed.
Mastery of one of these devices—and I don't think anyone would question the motivation when you're also the master of the ass on the line (You'll punch that clock alright)—could enable you to better represent yourself, as that certain fool for a lawyer.
Suddenly it doesn't ring
as true that if you represent yourself you have a fool for a lawyer.
Reporters have one of them. Better reporters carry two! Politician's asses would be forced to tell more truths and less lies. It would probably make more honest preachers along the way as well. Matter of fact, it could make or break marriages. There would have to be a very important meeting of family court of whether or not one of these things should be allowed into the home
or into evidence. They should be treated like guns. Or bombs!!! And I'm not so sure where I stand on it yet. Sort of like videotaping every inch of your home. Not so fair to your kids. Perhaps not so fair to the neighbors either.
What about
this little sordid, embarrassing scene all over the planet...
"Why is the neighbor's DNA on you at 3:00 a.m. in the morning?"
"I just hugged him."
"The DNA is semen. Yours and his."
"He and his wife probably just finished coitus interruptus. And you and I did as well."
"You never learned how to fully read one of these things dear. This says it was in the last 15 minutes. You and I were over three hours ago. Prognosis under my nose is, the coitus interruptus from these readings amongst us
is, not the same coitus interuptus that
was from "us" stess."
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Warning Midwestern girls and poor daughters of very strict parents. No more sneaking out into the barn and the hayloft. And the kid better at least take the used Trojan with him.You knew it was a dirty job before you went into the barn. 