The Humor Hog gets out of the pen.
On the other hand, Shannon could have employed something seemingly innocuous. Like simply changing the menu in the chow hall to beans, and ham and eggs for an entire week and simply applying a spark.
Chopped ham and eggs earned the nickname “H.E.s”—high explosives—because of the bloating and gas they caused.
We all know so well how much the military love serving beans to their soldiers. Or should that be more accurately...
"Ham and MoFos" - Ham and lima beans.
"Beans and baby dicks" - Beans and franks.
Or Shannon could have just timed all of the heating cans to explode at once.
Efforts to improve the taste included troops adding heavy doses of Tabasco sauce or serving the ration hot. Falter, who served in the 101st Airborne and commanded various nuclear weapons units in the Army, tells of a time when his men attempted to heat their ham and lima beans on the engine manifolds of their vehicles.
There was just one problem—the soldier tasked with strapping the C-rations to the engines forgot to punch holes in the cans to release the steam.
“A few miles into our road march the cans started exploding,” Falter said. “We were denied permission to stop, shut off the engines and clean up the mess. In less than five minutes we were subjected to a stink that lingered for days, even after repetitive engine cleanings. It smelled something like ham and lima beans.”
Here's to Shannon, Oops!

If you didn’t have an engine manifold handy, there were “heat tabs” made of a solid fuel called Trioxane to warm food. If troops ran out of heat tabs, there was always C-4.
Yes, C-4 the explosive. When ignited, a small chunk of it burned like Sterno with a steady, hot flame sufficient to heat food and beverages.
To open the cans, C-rations came with what many consider the Army’s greatest invention—the P-38 can opener.
There’s an old war story about a G.I. who attended a USO show where one of the acts was a man who consumed unusual items. As the audience watched, the entertainer chewed glass, gobbled nails and even swallowed swords.
Unperturbed by the spectacle, the soldier turned to a friend sitting next him and asked, “But can he digest C-rations?”
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