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Not a cartoon but Iowahawk has a summary of the Amazon HQ sites.

Atlanta

Pros: access to megachurches, pro & college sports, unlimited willingness to whore itself out

Cons: lack of building space due to 50 new taxpayer sports stadiums


Austin

Pros: access to beards, Barvarian-Korean taco trucks, insipid singer-songwriters

Cons: Elderly Maoist city council will vote to nationalize Amazon for the proletariat



Boston

Pros: major universities, Bellichek, the beautiful melliflouous Boston accent

Cons: major university grads can neither drive or lift more than 40 pounds



Chicago

Pros: beautiful mid September to late mid September weather, deathbed-level desperation

Cons: Building costs 5x national average due to bribery and Kevlar



Columbus OH

Pros: The Excitement City of central Ohio; chance to meet Big Nut and dot the "i" at the Horseshoe

Cons: Will have to change name to Aazon



Dallas

Pros: central location, palatial high school football stadiums, most Chili's and Applebee's per capita in the world

Cons: local oil family dynasties full of conniving murderers



Denver

Pros: microbrews, weed, snow sports

Cons: drunk/high employees keep smashing into trees



Indianapolis

Pros: chance to watch high school basketball and cars go round and round

Cons: Overshadowed by Indiana's glamour city, Fort Wayne



Los Angeles

Pros: weather, chic Hollywood celebrity rapists, vibrant hordes of roving schizophrenic garbage pickers

Cons: eventual apocalyptic destruction by wrathful biblical god



Miami

Pros: U of Miami's prestigious School of Tanning, exciting nightlife with lummoxes from New Jersey in rental Lambos

Cons: 87% of Floridians die from humorous causes



Montgomery County MD

Pros: chance to share cul-de-sac with Assistant Undersecretary for Mohair Price Supports

Cons: If DC is Hollywood For Ugly People, this is Encino For Ugly People



Newark

Pros: tax package includes 3 free murders per employee clause; Chris Christie now available for motivational speeches

Cons: for God’s sake I only have 280 characters here



Nashville

Pros: bargain basement Austin

Cons: lured by the bright lights of Music City, Amazon tragically dies face down in the back seat of a Cadillac, clutching a gun and bottle of whiskey in a rhinestone suit



New York

Pros: Spider-Man the Musical, go-getting Stalinist mayor willing to kill any groundhogs or illegal cigarette vendors in Amazon’s way

Cons: lack of affordable heating grates



Northern Virginia

Pros: friendly neighborhoods of CIA spooks always willing to lend you cyanide or strangling wire

Cons: no market for Alexa as all homes are already bugged



Philadelphia

Pros: birthplace of American government, American Bandstand, city of brotherly love

Cons: constant contusions from battery-laced snowballs thrown by angry drunks



Pittsburgh

Pros: access to Carnegie-Mellon’s secret Invincible Self-Aware Flying Deathbot laboratory

Cons: Amazon engineers begin moonlighting as flash dancers



Raleigh

Pros: cheap smokes, moonshine, nearby universities with topnotch douchebag basketball programs

Cons: Folksy local sheriff won't fire nervous trigger-happy deputy



Toronto

Pros: Tim Horton's, poutine, 10% longer football fields, constant entertainment from Prime Minister Zoolander

Cons: lack of professional hockey team



Washington DC

Pros: vast hordes of slimy corrupt weasels willing to use the power of the state to crush any obstacles to Amazon's corporate mission

Cons: for a $500 campaign donation

Why not Ireland, the Seychelles, or Singapore where they can negotiate 2% tax?

Daryl wrote:Why not Ireland, the Seychelles, or Singapore where they can negotiate 2% tax?

This is for their second USA headquarters location. They already have one in Seattle. Apparently they want 2.

Taxwise they are running their money through Luxemberg

Hillary Clinton called President Trump in the middle of the night. He asked, "Can't this wait until morning?"


She replied, "No, it is very important. Ruth Bader Ginsberg died and I want to replace her."


To which President Trump replied, "If it's okay with the funeral home, it's okay with me."

Annachie wrote:https://youtu.be/87aIEncwDaI

Loved the meme...a big Doctor Who fan. Only reason I have cable is to get BBC and Doctor Who!

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