Werrf wrote:If there's no thread full of bad jokes, I'll have nowhere to post my GOOD jokes
<David Weber quotes him once on Twitter and he needs a larger beret.>
Chief, "Now, now, he posts good ones, when he posts. He also has the distinction of being threatened with a duel over one Honoverse Humor page 8:
captainofthelist wrote:Werrf wrote:Posted this a while back, but it fits better here...
First, we must remember that the Star Empire of Manticore's existence is based entirely on the Manticoran Junction. Without the Junction, not only would the older Star Kingdom have been ploughed under by the Havenite forces, but there would never have been any reason for the Kingdom to expand into Basilisk, Trevor's Star or Lynx. Indeed, it would not be too much of a stretch to say that the Star Empire of Manticore should be considered the "Wormhole" empire.
Second, we must remember that much of the Star Empire of Manticore's wealth and power is based on its carrying trade. The Royal Manticoran Navy's very existence is based on that carrying trade, which means that wherever the Merchant Marine goes, the Empire goes with it. It is in fact safe to say that the Star Empire of Manticore "roams" over all known space.
With that in mind, I suggest that the Star Empire of Manticore should be renamed:
The Holey, Roamin' Empire.
Werrf, one more crappy Robin joke like that and I will challenge you to a duel(Ellington Protocol). Will Fly act as my second?
"Ten votes let Humor die, nine keep it, sigh, but then we knew the how many missile pods can dance on the head of a grave lance crowd were a humorless lot already."
<True. But then I have been offered lobster to space you. Shame we're planet side on Grayson.>
Poker & Mange